5. It's All About The Waitress, And Yet No One Cares To Ask Her Name
Since the pilot, audiences have been watching Charlie long for the The Waitress. His undying love for her and the level to which she is disgusted by him are entertaining to no end. However, in all this time (8 years and 94 episodes to be exact) we have yet to learn her real name. When she asks Dennis what he thinks her name is, he responds with "Beautiful." While Mac and The Waitress are looking for Dennis' sex tape of The Waitress, Mac asks her name and before she can tell him, he spots the tape in a pile of "waitress" tapes that specifies her cafe. It is implied, however, that Charlie knows her name - maybe that's how he'll eventually win her love? I mean, we
did just find out Mac's real name in season 7, they could keep stringing us along forever if they wanted to.