South Park: 10 Times Butters Was TOO Innocent

5. His First Kiss

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As mentioned previously, sometimes it's good to see the kids of South Park engaging in normal activities for their age, rather than facing giant mechs in the form of Barbara Streisand, or having all adults banished from the town.

Take Butters psyching himself up for his first kiss, it's innocent and heartwarming to see him finally become a man in the eyes of his friends. Until it leads to him becoming a pimp and running a very successful prostitution ring, that is.

When he realises that he can bring other customers to the girl who kissed him and take a cut of the profits, everything begins to snowball until Butters is the CEO of his very own "Kissing Company". He becomes a pimp without even realising and even attends a pimp convention to gain some insight from other like-minded entrepreneurs in the industry.

Butters is so successful that the South Park Police Department gets wind of the operation and Detective Yates, goes deep undercover to bring down what he believes to be South Park's most prolific prostitution ring.

Someone ought to tell him that Butters Kissing Co Ltd. is strictly kisses and hugs only. Well, at least until actual prostitutes sign on then things become a bit more problematic. At least what Butters doesn't know won't hurt him.

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