South Park: 12 Most Paused Moments

The girls in fourth grade create a list which ranks all the boys in their class from cutest to ugliest. After trying to keep it a secret, the boys are able to steal it and display it for all to see in the school bathroom.

Out of sheer curiosity, it’s interesting to see how all sixteen boys were ranked. Most notably, Clyde is at the top, Stan is in the top three, Kenny is seventh, Butters is eleventh and Kyle is dead last, with Cartman only one place ahead of him. With Kyle upset at being unfairly voted ugliest, it seems as though something doesn’t add up, which is why Stan and Wendy investigate further.

We later find out the vote was fixed for Clyde to win because his father owns a shoe store and having him "cutest" would get the girls easier access to free footwear, making the entire list invalid.

For those interested, there is also an extended ending to his episode which reveals Eric Cartman is in fact the ugliest boy in class.