"I've Been In Love. It's Painful, Pointless, And Overrated."
"It's Called Dignity. Have Some. It's Free."
"There's A Very Probable Chance You're Digging Your Own Grave And I'm Not Bothered."
"Don't Be Bitter. It Provokes Wrinkles."
Laura Holmes hasn't written a bio just yet, but if they had... it would appear here.
