What would an official be without his toadies? Throughout WWE there have been a series of 'glad-handing yes men' as Punk would put it, and there seems to be a trend of them coming in pairs. Behold the newest members of the stooge brigade, the co-founders of the Little Security Team That Could, Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury. The two brave puppies, J&J to their employers, have been a staple of the authority for the past years, rammed so tightly up Seth Rollins' backside this his voice has started to sound eerily similar to Jamie Noble's. Again, like the best onscreen lackeys, their partnership has a strong semblance in reality. Both men have been working as behind-the-scenes producers for the company over the past few years. Before they started showing up on TV full-time, you could see them make brief cameos whenever a large brawl had to be broken up. They were even given the official seal of approval backstage at Wrestlemania 31 as former stooges Patterson and Brisco passed their baton of buffoonery to their scrappy young doppelgängers: https://youtu.be/rT2MctEOGo8?t=1477 Speaking of...
