10 Most Embarrassingly Bad Wrestling Promos Of All Time

8. Buzz Aldrin: "The Lunar Pantomime"

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The guest host era of Monday Night Raw was essentially a yearslong train wreck of a scale not seen since latter-day WCW. Each and every week a new host, clearly confused and out of their element, would attempt to endear themselves to the stunned WWE Universe. Some guests were able to find a groove and make things work, most notably Hugh Jackman and Bob Barker, while others, well. 

Ahem.

Buzz Aldrin, legendary astronaut, fighter pilot and second man on the moon, chose to pad his resume by hosting Monday Night Raw. Clad in a leather jacket and planet-themed necktie, Buzz would launch into a bizarre pantomime of lunar orbit, fist pump so violently that he may have actually been boxing a vengeful ghost, and, most unsettlingly, begin to speak in rhyme. It seemed for all the world that Mr. Aldrin was transforming into a human leprechaun; perhaps he was bitten by one when that illustrious horror film icon ventured into space.

Randy and Jack on the mat! What's better than that?!

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