10 Strangest WWE Trademarks

7. Eye Scream Man

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I love it! He'll be a monster bad guy, a really creepy and sinister bad guy. His entrance music will be that twinkling ice cream truck music that creeps me out, oh it's terrible. His attire? Oh simple, he'll wear an apron, but the apron will have blood stains on it. The guy can try to convince kids that it is just strawberry syrup, but he's fooling nobody. As for a finishing move, I don't know, call it 'The Raspberry Ripper' or something. Boom, Eye Scream Man.

Oh wait, it was actually just the working title for Kane's movie, 'See No Evil'? Well, that's disappointing. Apt though, as this is May 19th week after all. Yes, 'See No Evil' was originally to be called 'Eye Scream Man', and I think that is simultaneously a far better and far worse title.

 
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