10 Ways WWE Isn't For You Anymore

With the aforementioned Wednesday Night War trouncing fresh in their minds, Vince McMahon felt a serious change-up was needed in order to drive up the younger demo tuning into his USA developmental show.

So gone were the excessive use of skulls and Poppy; in their place was a garish multi-coloured Performance Center playground. And instead of dedicating time and effort to ridiculously talented super-workers who had made a name for themselves elsewhere, the focus was shifted towards a new wave of glamorous amateur athletes having to navigate this complicated industry in front of a few hundred thousand sets of ageing eyes every week.

And if that wasn't enough to provoke the younger generation into tuning in on a Tuesday night, 2.0 has pathetically gone out of its way to sell its PG variety of sex to those horny 18-49 onlookers in the form of the ever-present attention sent the likes of the usually half-naked Toxic Attraction or instantly meme-able Nikkita Lyons and her rather provocative finisher's way.

Despite all this blatant sexual tension throughout the two-hour product, though, there's still no real sign of that key younger demo being in too much of a rush to stick around for this shameless ride.