12 Funniest Moments From Nothing To Report So Far

After deciding to engage a potential break-in and assault by a black man in a nice neighborhood, Chance tackles the man and proceeds to cuff him. He reads him his rights while reminding him that the arrest has nothing to do with his skin color.

The cops are then left dumb-founded when the man's wife comes out of the house to find out what is going on with her husband. Chance explains that he was arresting a man who was clearly committing a crime. The irate husband then explains that his odd activity was because he and his wife are into "adventurous love making."

Sadly for the man, who did in fact turn out to be a record producer, Chance tackled him awkwardly to the point that he believed that his privates were broken in the process. Chance argued that it's not possible to break that certain appendage but both the wife and Moses assured him that it is.

Two black neighborhood watchmen then appear as they tackle the cops. Moses and Chance try to explain their actions but the watchmen point out that all they see are "two white dudes with guns up to no good."

As the episode closes, the neighborhood watchmen proclaim that they are "keeping property values high, mother f*****."