12 WWE TLC 2018 Impulse Reactions
6. Losers And Goobers And Dorks, Oh My!
Stick with this if the past bazillion years of WWE television hasn't made it clear enough, but the rationale is as follows:
Finn Bálor loses to everybody - everybody - but because he's a big star his aura doesn't diminish. Drew McIntyre beats (nearly) everybody and thus has enough aura to allow a little to diminish to give to Finn Bálor. The same Finn Bálor that allegedly doesn't have a diminished aura. And the same Drew McIntyre that doesn't in fact have enough aura to allow for any diminishing at this point. For the f*cking mind-numbing banter of it all, throw in Dolph Ziggler, a man so immune to aura that even his shiniest tights look dull, to defeat Drew McIntyre on Raw, beat up Finn Bálor and lose his own run-in over the course of seven days.
Same old sh*t this, and the reason Vince McMahon - an actual star with no diminished aura - needs to return to pop a rating because these.
This isn't even 50/50 booking anymore. It's 33/33/33 booking, leaving a remainder of one - Braun Strowman, the man who got himself away from all these f*cking idiots just in time to have another run at Brock Lesnar.