17 WWE Superstars Who Mysteriously Lost A Name

10. (Fit) Finlay

JBL Finlay
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David Finlay was born into the wrestling business. He was also born with a given name that didn't make it to WWE with him. Admittedly, "Me name is Dave, and I love to foight" doesn't have the same ring to it, and maybe Vince McMahon secretly thinks that only big giant losers are named "Dave", because it's never been part of Batista's official ring name, either.

"Fit" doesn't seem like the right adjective for a guy the size and shape of a whiskey barrel, no matter how good he is at breaking thumbs. It makes him sound like a Bodydonna instead of a terrifying cylinder of angry Irishman. If only they could have come up with something to illustrate his tendency to bruise opponents, while also emphasizing his origins in Belfast.

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