17 WWE Superstars Who Mysteriously Lost A Name

NXT's tag team champions are a couple of handsy bros with pigtails, a miniature blond lady manager, and no first names. Choosing to excise the first names rather than the last was probably a calculated decision; despite the fact that Billy and Chuck almost married each other on live television, they don't begin to approach the committed-and-loving-gay-couple vibes of "Buddy and Wesley" might.

Don't get me wrong; I'm all for having a non-sensationalized gay couple as a top tag team. I just wish they were doing it on purpose and not because of Vince McMahon's deep-down-inside issues. This is the guy who booked Goldust to be as flamboyant as possible while simultaneously pretending to throw up on commentary. For like a year straight. Or not straight, as the case may be.