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3. Back To Basics

New rule going forward - any time Tony Khan and Tony Schiavone's paid ads are the same as they usually are, we'll apply a disclaimer to it. There's no need to discuss these segments on a week-to-week basis if they're executed in the exact same format.

Khan and Schiavone spoke about how this week is a mammoth one for All Elite Wrestling. Tonight, one of the most important episodes of Dynamite ever, and then on Sunday, it's Revolution. All in all, we'll see the AEW debut of NBA legend Shaquille O'Neal, the anticipated in-ring debut of Jade Cargill, the return to action of Tully Blanchard after decades away, the televised AEW debut of Paul Wight, and a goddamn exploding barbed wire deathmatch.

Sadly, they didn't actually add anything new to their ad this week. Khan ran down the high points of tonight's Dynamite, and then got Schiavone to run it down again. They're great together, however, when the ads are like this, they're straight-out pointless.