7 Ups And 9 Downs From Last Night's WWE Raw (April 1)

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9. The Only Way To Promote A Battle Royal

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Or, at least in WWE’s writers’ limited, feeble minds, this was the only way to promote Sunday’s Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal.

Jinder Mahal squared off against Apollo Crews in a meaningless squash match (Crews won, if you care) with most of the Raw participants in the battle royal surrounding the ring – though it was never announced if this was a lumberjack match.

Sure enough, once the match was over, everyone tried to pose with the Andre trophy, triggering a brawl that resulted in people being thrown over the top rope in rapid succession, because that’s what you do to plug an upcoming battle royal – you simulate it in the stupidest way possible.

Oh, and Crews was left standing tall at the end, if you care.

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Scott is a former journalist and longtime wrestling fan who was smart enough to abandon WCW during the Monday Night Wars the same time as the Radicalz. He fortunately became a fan in time for WrestleMania III and came back as a fan after a long high school hiatus before WM XIV. Monday nights in the Carlson household are reserved for viewing Raw -- for better or worse.