8 Ups & 3 Downs From Impact Wrestling (Dec 8)

1. You're Under Arrest... If You Lose

Larry D, Lawrence D, whatever you want to call him, literally admitted to shooting John E. Bravo at the end of October, yet, he has the chance to walk away from the attempted murder a free man. The XXXL member will battle Impact's resident judge/detective/lie detector expert Tommy Dreamer on Saturday, with the stipulation being he can walk away should he beat 'The Innovator of Violence'. If he loses, however, then he has to go behind bars.

Look, it's wrestling, it's not meant to be taken seriously, but when stipulations like this exist, you have to wonder sometimes. Larry D almost killed a man, and harmed a stuffed dog in the process. Shouldn't he at least be taken in for questioning at the very minimum? When you bring soap opera-esque stories into wrestling, they either hit the ball clean out of the park, or they fall flat.

Who Shot Bravo, on the other hand, has been a whole mix of emotions.

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