One Moment WWE Wants You To Forget From Every Year (1985 to 2026)
31. 1996 - "Eat Sh*t And Learn To Like The Taste Of It"
This was supposedly the instruction uttered to Triple H by Vince McMahon as his infamous 1996 "punishment" run kicked off, but this is a list about things you're supposed to forget about and 'The Game' has reminded people about this every day for 30 years, so instead here's the time a wrestler was booked to take a bite out of a turd on on a pay-per-view pre-show.
TL Hopper was a dumb gimmick in a dumb time, but some context is important here; the wrestler behind the plumber Tony Anthony was solid and experienced enough to do jobs on television under the pretence of being a star pitted against another star. It didn't work because fans saw through the obvious disparity between the likes actual main roster stars and Hopper, Tracy Smothers' Freddie Joe Floyd or Bill Irwin's Goon. Tl;dr - it was dumb, but not for a lot of the reasons people think. Dumb, but rational.
Vince McMahon was just dumb. He booked Hopper to bite down on what he thought was a turd (!) while doing some plumbing (!!) on the SummerSlam 1996 pre-show (!!!).