7. The Dicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaJZus5Svac There were plenty of awful WWE tag teams in the mid 2000s. Other teams that nearly made this list were the Heart Throbs and The Gymini. I decided to look past them to focus on another awful team: The Dicks. That's right. They were called The Dicks. It's not a misprint or an accident. That was their name. They wrestled as Chad and James Dick. They dressed like Chippendale dancers that rubbed body oil on their bodies on their way to the ring. It was as if this was Vince McMahon's dream team since he's been known to love muscular wrestlers with body oil and I'm sure he thought the name was clever too. This was such a cheesy tag team. Even the commentary team of Michael Cole and Tazz were making dick jokes during their match by using words like "erupting" and saying they were "strapping" young men. It didn't matter if they were good wrestlers. The name killed them from the moment they got out there. The Dicks are proof that any wrestler will do anything to make it in WWE, even go by names as stupid as The Dicks.
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