WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (March 29)
3. Snoop > Full Time Wrestler
Jon Stewart showed up a few weeks ago on Raw, and it was absolutely shocking. Why? Because he showed actual fear of a professional wrestler! Yes, a man that has been trained for years to fight in hand-to-hand combat (Seth Rollins) was intimidating to a man who tells jokes for a living. Makes sense. But a man that raps shows no fear of a former Intercontinental Champion, and somehow is able to overpower him as well. That doesn't make sense. I know, WWE does this sort of thing all the time. But its always stupid. I dont get why someone would purposefully build a world where Jay Leno can put Hulk Hogan in an armbar and cause pain, or where Florida Georgia Line can shove Damien Mizdow to the ground, or where Snoop Dogg can easily tossing Curtis Axel over the top rope. It made Axel look like a fool, which makes every opponent here on out look like a fool too. If Axel cant beat up a rapper and a 60 year old man, then anyone that sells for him in the future also looks weak. Its a sad circle of dog vomit that never ends.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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