If anyone deserved a beating on WWE TV this week, it was Dolph Ziggler. He didnt just insult one person, and he didnt just attack the local sports team, he went after millions of people! When did he turn into an old man complaining about kids? Tyler Breeze finally made his main roster debut, and told The Showoff that he looked like he came out of 1985 (true statement) which Ziggler took pride in, and said Back to the Future came out that year. Also true. But you know what else came out in 1985 Dolph? Porkys Revenge! Yeah, you go think about that for a minute. Well, Breeze came out on SmackDown to have a word with Ziggler, which makes sense, because Ziggy was manipulating Breeze's new girlfriend Summer on TV for months. Ziggler said he's seen thousands of people like Breeze come and go (Thousands? Like DJ Gabriel? Brodus Clay? Who is he talking about?), and then said he was like other "Lazy millennials" to which Breeze responded to with a beating. Thanks for sticking up for me, next great babyface Tyler Breeze! That is what they were going for, right?
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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