10 Insane Marvel Alternate Universes You Won’t Believe Exist
7. The One Where The Hulk Marries She-Hulk - What If? #34
If you saw a brief glimpse of Earth-82528 on a busy day, you might not pick up on what's so messed up about the Hulk marrying She-Hulk - after all, they'll at least be able to deal with each other's green forms, right?
Only, as many comic aficionados have likely already said to themselves, there's one huge problem with this: the Hulk and She-Hulk are first cousins. Not only does this mean their marriage is pretty dang weird, it also means that it's illegal for them to marry in the majority of the US.
This marriage makes sense in, say, the Old Man Logan series, where it's clear that both parties have lost it more than a little, but the What If scenario shows them living in society, which just makes everything all the more confusing. It's also especially weird in the sense that the pair have always been shown as having an almost sibling-like bond, which makes their decision to get hitched infinitely more questionable.
That said, none of this is as uncomfortable as the landlord the pair rent from saying that she should have never rented to "green people", which is more than a little unfair. After all, Amadeus Cho would never bang his cousin - mainly because he doesn't have one.