13 Inappropriate Moments That Prove Comics Are Made By Total Perverts

3. Batman Loves Spanking

For all of his ninja training and access to the kind of gadgets that only a millionaire could afford, Bruce Wayne has a worrying penchant for relying on his hands to dole out rough justice. That's fine when it comes to punching henchmen, or grappling bad guys to the floor when they attack, but for some reason, Batman is a fan of spanking. And he seems to enjoy spanking Robin a little too much, especially as he seems to get dressed up for the occasion...

All that spanking clearly must have rubbed off on the plucky little bird boy, and as with all transferred perversions, he had to take it on to the next level in search of a new type of thrill...

Robin wasn't the only target for Bruce Wayne's love of spanking either, as he frequently showed himself to be the pinnacle of masculinity back in the days when women could be told to get back to the kitchen without fear of a march against you, or a swift punch to the chops. But then, it seemed effective: why bother getting out the Batmobile and gadgets if all that was needed as a deterrent was a few slams to the butt?

It's not just Batman either. Comic book artists across the entire range seem to have a thing for spanking, which perhaps explains why so many famous superhero costumes look like they could have been lifted out of a bondage catalogue.

Some characters even took their spanking to a whole new level, like Robin using aids to increase the effect...

Being spanked at such an early age, no matter how ineffectual, is bound to have an effect on a man...