3. S. Darko (2009)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlEBB7BK41Q How else might somebody ruin the enigmatic and mysterious qualities of Richard Kelly's indie masterpiece Donnie Darko, than, say, by conjuring up a sequel that puts his little sister Samantha in the hot seat and has her, like, drive around a desert having apocalyptic visions and stuff? And though the words you've just read may sound like the scribblings of a man in an opium trance, that's absolutely the direction that this particular sequel went in. Starring Daveigh Chase, who reprises her role from the original flick, the biggest problem with S. Darko is - plainly put - the fact that it exists.