From the writer of Tokyo Gore School and the FX team behind Meatball Machine comes Samurai Princess, which casts Japanese porn star Aino Kishi as a genetically modified warrior who takes takes revenge on the bandits that left her and her friends for dead. Rebooted as a ninja android by a mad scientist, her built-in weapons include swords, chainsaws and explosives, including a very special kind of booby trap. Shes still anatomically correct, though, and reveals as much to the viewer whenever the villains are offscreen. Along the way, faces are sliced in half, a mans brain is removed so that Kishi can question it directly and skeletons are torn from bodies. In one scene, Kishi cuts off one unfortunates nose, ears and hands before serving them up in a stew to his colleagues, disproving the adage that revenge is a dish best served cold.
Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'
