8. Bruce The Shark - Jaws
One of cinemas greatest villains? Eating unfortunate swimmers? Terrifying millions? Closing down beaches? Get out of the water! It belongs to the sea creatures not to holiday-makers with bad hairstyles! Bruce is a shark. What do sharks do? Swim around. Eat tuna and sea lions. Bask in the glory of being one of the best predators out there. They dont brag about it, they just are. When they attack humans its by mistake and so it was for Bruce that fateful night when Chrissie Watkins went skinny dipping. Bruce saw some splashing and thought, A seal! Great!. So devastated was he when he discovered it was a human that he didnt even eat all of her, leaving some remains so she could be identified. He cares. From that one mistake, Bruce is hunted down by the humans and, even after he entered a shallow estuary by mistake, and unfortunately killing someone else he thinks is a seal, hes made to feel bad for these genuine lapses of concentration. Hes even blamed for the actions of some of his ancestors after the sinking of the USS Indianapolis. How would we feel if we were blamed for the atrocious behaviour of other humans in history because we were, er, humans?! On Bruces fateful last night, he is attacked, stabbed and shot as he goes about his daily business. He even gets stuck on Quints boat as the fisherman accidentally slips into his mouth. Finally, as he tries to bring back the flotation barrel that he believed the humans had lost, he is shot and explodes all over the Amity waters. Yeah. Be a good Samaritan and end up as seagull feed. Cheers human race.