Release Date: June 3, 2016 The two words you're probably thinking right now are: "What? Already?" Just when you thought you'd escaped Michael Bay's hellish vision of what a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie looks like, here comes another installment to ruin your day - and less than 2 years after the release of the first flick. Doesn't it seem like way too soon for another go around with the Ninja Turtles? How did this sh*t get made so fast? 2014's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles "reboot" was met with an overtly negative response, of course; you know you've got a bad movie on your hands when the only nice things that critics have to say about it are all to do with Megan Fox's performance. Don't fret, though: Megan's back to reprise her role as hottie April O'Neil in a sequel that will probably make a ton of money no matter how terrible it is. No news of a plot at this time, but - let's face it - there probably won't be much of a plot to speak of anyway.
Sam Hill is an ardent cinephile and has been writing about film professionally since 2008. He harbours a particular fondness for western and sci-fi movies.