1. Your Girlfriend Or Love Interest Is Always Getting Captured By Your Arch Nemesis And Desperately Needs Your Help
First of all, do you have an Arch Nemesis who most likely obtained his superpowers around the same time (sometimes the same day) you obtained yours? Is your girlfriend or the love of your life so incredibly pathetic that she is completely unable to defend herself and is always getting into trouble? Are you always saving the life of that said person, but still somehow manage to keep your identity secret despite your girlfriend at this point being world famous for being that girl who is always captured by every single person who happens to develop superpowers and decides to use them for evil? Does you girlfriend still want to be with you despite the fact that you almost get her killed on a daily basis? Is your girlfriend called Mary Jane Watson or both of her initials start with the same letter? Yes? Then you passed the last test. Answer yes to 5 or more of these questions? Then if you haven't already I'd start designing that superhero costume with the ridiculously impressive artistic skills you are bound to randomly have just because you were bitten by some insect. Thanks for reading and if there are any other ridiculous signs that identify movie superheroes I'd love to hear them in the comments sections below... When you think about it, all superhero movies are actually kind of stupid aren't they?