3. You Like To Stand In Dramatic Poses
When you jump from tall buildings, ledges of any kind or more realistically three steps up on the stairs do you put one hand to the floor, put one knee by your chest then slowly raise your head up? Then congratulations, you are one step closer to saving the world. If you do this in slow motion then you are almost certainly a superhero. Are you the type of person that if bitten by a spider and suddenly developed the ability to climb walls you'd automatically decide that you'd like to walk around cities imitating the moves of a spider although this really isn't at all necessary and looks absolutely ridiculous? Do you walk like a normal human being, but in secret when no one knows it's you you like to walk on all fours and pretend you are an insect? If this sounds like you, then welcome to the superhero club... but maybe go see a doctor OK? If you walk away from massive explosions without even looking over your shoulder (despite the fact that the explosion was so epic and no one was around to witness it apart from you) then not only are you super-cool, but you are probably also Wolverine or Iron Man.