10 Unreleased Movie Cuts We Want To See After The Snyder Cut

4. Star Wars Prequel Trilogy: The Topher Grace Cut

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Even the backlash directed towards The Last Jedi and The Rise of Skywalker hasn't seen the Star Wars prequels being subjected to a reappraisal, and Episodes I, II and III are still a slog to get through for those brave enough to try and tackle them in one sitting.

If you can't handle the thought of hearing about trade deals, Midichlorians and Anakin Skywalker's distaste for sand ever again, then maybe the next online campaign should try and gather some momentum behind the release of Topher Grace's mythical edit that cut The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith together into a single 85-minute movie.

The actor has only screened it once in public, which probably has a lot to do with legal and copyright issues, especially with Disney now in control of the franchise. However, the lucky few that have seen it claim that the experiment is definitely a success, even though it manages to condense almost seven hours of cinema into one bite-sized chunk of fan service.

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