15 Doctors Crazier Than Hannibal Lecter

When he’s not stalking a wheelchair-bound heiress, creating invisible ape men or dismembering prostitutes and stealing their prostitutes, Dr Orloff is a kind and loving father who’ll do anything for his daughter.

When she’s disfigured in an accident, Orloff (who’s clearly seen Les Yeux Sans Visage) decides to give her a face transplant and sends Morpho, his blind and disfigured henchman, out to procure an unwilling donor.

This proves to be his undoing because Morpho’s habit of biting his victims (along with his uncanny resemblance to a wax figure of John Lennon) eventually brings the police to his door. Mad scientists take note: it is impossible to get good help these days.