9. Balls For Dinner - The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)
The Moment: After castrating a prison inmate, warden Bill Boss (Dieter Laser) has the poor guy's balls cooked and served up to him on a silver platter with a veggie garnish. The guys who deliver the food even give him some salt and peppers grinders for seasoning. Why It's Stupid: Admittedly, practically everything is stupid in the Human Centipede movies, but this one didn't even really have the shock value of the other grotesque scenes to make it worthwhile even as a weird curiosity. It's more goofy than anything, an instance of writer-director Tom Six chuckling at his own "brilliance" that he had the, well, balls, to show a guy's nuts get cooked and eaten on-screen. Compared to the more graphic and disgusting material in the movie, it's dull, silly and lame.
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