Rule 34 of the internet states: If something exists, theres a porn version of it. Indeed, the meteoric rise of the internet, and the comparatively mainstream acceptance of pornography has meant that all manner of lurid desire is catered for, including those of the really invested horror movie enthusiast. And that brings us to the masterpiece known as The Texas Vibrator Massacre. This insane porn parody opens with a group of five 20-somethings getting lost while driving on the back roads of Texas. A girl asks to get out to pee and does so just long enough for two of the other passengers to get it on. So far, so cliche. Of course, Leatherface is indeed involved in the proceedings and, as the title of the film implies, his weapon of choice is now a vibrator. Actually, its more of a chainsaw/vibrator hybrid. And if your life will never be complete until you see what a chainsaw vibrator looks like, then this is definitely the movie for you. Otherwise, steer well clear. What other crazy facts about Leatherface did we miss? Share your favourite factoids down in the comments.
Jesse Gumbarge is editor and chief blogger at JarvisCity.com - He loves old-school horror films and starting pointless debates. You can reach out at: JesseGumbarge@JarvisCity.com
