9. Childsplay (Chucky)
The Movie: Chucky, the star of Childsplay is probably one of the most iconic characters in American horror cinema, sadly. If you've never seen this seemingly endless series of movies, they're about a child's doll that becomes possessed by the spirit of a murderer and therefore has the urge to kill. He also does stand up, has sex, and lots of other just ludicrous activities for a doll.
Where it Gets Awful: Well, first, it's a friggin' doll. Could you imagine being murdered by a plastic object the size of a cat? It's not as if the thing is all that threatening, he only has about eight movable joints in his entire body. It actually didn't take long for the writers and producers of the series to catch on to the utter absurdity of what they were doing, and the later additions handle the issues with a tongue in cheek stoicism that actually made them quite a bit more entertaining. But, it's still just a doll.
The Game: Which is why you'd have to be super careful if you were Chucky. That's right, the Childsplay game wouldn't be a survival horror at all. No, my friend, you get to be Chucky himself. Well, more like Chucky/Agent 47 of Hitman fame. Accepting that story in a game like this would be absolutely absurd, I'd propose a Hitman style mission to mission approach to gaming. You take the Chuckmeister to his lair, select his weapons (parts that could potentially cause choking if swallowed?), and head into the house of your next victim. From there you'd need to get them dead. Bypass any security measures they might have. Put the dog down. Isolate them. And, just go stab crazy at their face.