10 Awkward Video Game Moments That Made You Feel Like A Total Creep

7. Playing Through All Of The Threesome Minigames In God Of War

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God of War has (up until very recently) always been nothing more that a straight-up masculine fantasy. Essentially one big power trip, players were able to live out their goriest dreams vicariously through Kratos as he smashed, stabbed and sliced his way through the series.

But you can't be a gratuitous male fantasy without a bunch of needless sex scenes, a fact that the God of War franchise embraced with open arms. In fact, Kratos can't go two minutes without being distracted by beautiful woman, and the character ends up seducing virtually every member of the opposite sex he comes into contact with.

However, the games go one step further by actually putting you in charge of these sexcapades and letting you decide how good Kratos is in bed by completing a number of different mini-games. While that's bad enough, the real shame comes every time you succeed in these quick-time events and have the option to add another woman into the mix to turn the whole thing into a threesome.

Because of course everyone always did, even though you felt a strange and completely unrelated urge to call your parents and remind them that you're not a complete disappointment straight after.

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