10 Best Video Game Boss Speeches

7. Borderlands 2 - "A Pony Made Of Diamonds"

Not every speech needs to reference classic literary works, or tug at the heartstrings to be memorable. Sometimes they just have to be downright hilarious to ingrain in the main brain.

And Borderlands is ripe for the picking, but thankfully, this isn't one about Claptrap. It's about the other rapid firing, smooth talking star of the show: Handsome Jack.

Jack is, let's be honest, a dick. His motive are selfish, his actions are pretty reprehensible at times but his taunting... that's just gold. There's a massive catalogue of jeers to choose from, but there's one that will always stick.

Not content with reminding players that he's left them for dead, tried to kill them or otherwise, he loves a gloat. Whilst you're freezing, he's happy to brag about his diamond-made equine purchase... that he calls "Butt Stallion".

Masterful.

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