4. Ai Cho Aniki (1995, PC)
There's honestly no other way to describe this game as anything other than completely "Gay". Despite being created as a real man's man of a game (I think) Ai Cho Aniki is instead cut screen after cut screen of half naked, sinewy guys straddling one another or sticking their heads in each others crotch in some bizarre act of manliness that must have simply passed me by. Allegedly - according to legend - there is a plot underneath all of this campiness. Exactly what it is remains a mystery to me but from what I gather (thanks Google old bean) it involved two of the manliest meat heads around who are forced into love ... I mean battle ... when the evil Emperor Roido (Steroids reference) raises an army to destroy the world. In fairness if the new world order involves me standing around in my pants hugging other dudes doing the same then I say let's just give Roido his day and let him destroy us all.