10 Cute Video Game Weapons (That DESTROYED You)

9. Patricia The Seal - Hyrule Warriors: Age Of Calamity

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In Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity, you must play as multiple heroes from The Legend of Zelda franchise to destroy Ganon's forces. Each playable character wields a specific type of weapon. Link slices at his foes with swords. Mipha cuts through Bokoblins with her spear. Revali strikes from afar with his bow.

Now, some of the heroes use more unconventional weaponry. Maz pounds his enemies with bangles. Hetsu fights with maracas. But the weirdest (and cutest) weapon belongs to the Gerudo Chief, Makeela Riju.

Being a leader, Riju has access to an endless supply of swords, daggers, and spears. Nevertheless, she charges into battle armed with... a sand seal called Patricia. Because of the bow in her hair and the way she pants like a dog, you just want to stroke this this fuzzy munchkin.

But Patricia isn't a mere pet. Since she's typed with a harness around Riju's arms, the Gerudo chief can swing her tusked friend around like a cannon or a catapult, killing enemies in an instant. Not only does Patricia's blubbery body protect her from harm, it allows her to crush anything she lands on.


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