10 Disgusting Video Game Achievements That Came Out Of Nowhere

5. Perverted - South Park: The Stick Of Truth

South Park Stick Of Truth Balls
Obsidian Entertainment

Not only is this one yucky on multiple levels, its existence on your profile would be more than a little embarrassing.

It shouldn’t come as a surprise that South Park: The Stick of Truth gets a look in on this list, actually it gets two, but its achievements are so extraordinarily gross that the game absolutely deserves it. After you’re turned into a tiny little version of yourself by the underpants gnomes--and that’s a sentence that either makes complete sense or none at all--you’ll find yourself on your parent’s dresser.

This would be fine except that your parents are absolutely going at it.

The ‘Perverted’ achievement will pop if, instead of moving on to the next room, you decide to hang back and watch them do it for an entire minute. And, as I said, everyone checking your achievement list is going to know exactly how you got it.

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Likes: Collecting maiamais, stanning Makoto, dual-weilding, using sniper rifles on PC, speccing into persuasion and lockpicking. Dislikes: Escort missions.