10 Dumbest Video Game Costumes We Absolutely LOVE
2. Kratos - Cod Of War
The Greeks were a people who loved a good philosophy. Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, all of them a dab hand with some infinite wisdom when called for.
But I bet none of the theorised how a Spartan god would take to wearing a full body fish costume.
In fact, I don't think anybody saw this coming in God of War II, but here we are.
The first game had Kratos in a cow suit, milk jugs for blades, but this one upped the ante somewhat. Look at that grumpy face inside that big dopey mouth.
Taking out the Colossus of Rhodes normally is a visual treat, but it's made so much better when it looks like a legged salmon running upstream.
There's no added bonuses for wearing this costume. No immortality, or special moves, nothing like that. Just the sheer gratification of seeing the grumpy god dressed as a fish, scowl and all.
And as a little chef's kiss of a final detail: the Blades of Athena are transformed into fish hooks. What more could you ask for?