7. Devil May Cry
This one is a hard sell but just think about it. If you turn off your brain for a moment and engage your fun receptors you will notice that few games could be as un-flinchingly, mind numbingly, gleefully entertaining as Devil May Cry if it was made into a movie. It's camp, it has demons, swords and guns and big tits and it has a rock and roll soundtrack. What more does a movie need? The key is being faithful and just letting the audience accept this is some crazy shit. We don't want realism, we want awesomism. I'd have this directed by someone crazy, maybe Takashi Miike. He knows how to film kick ass fights but he also loves the weird shit. I don't think I'd want hell to be handled by anyone else! As for Dante. Well, tricky one. Maybe Karl Urban. He can embrace the silly as well as the bad ass.