4. Leisure Suit Larry
What People Will Say: You watch too much porn. Most of the set-ups in the Leisure Suit Larry series play out like a bad porno; the protagonist, Larry, tries to hook up with a range of attractive women, fails, and then tries again. Decked out in his 70s-style leisure suit, the various mini-games throughout the series have included steering sperms, and tipping coins into your date's glass in order to get her drunk. Though the games doesn't actually feature anything particularly suggestive in terms of nudity (most of the time), it's the sleaziness of it that will have anyone who walks into your room immediately judging you afterwards. After all, who are these games aimed at other than those who "ironically" give them a go? The fact that Larry fails so much means that it's unlikely people are going to get many genuine...um...thrills out of it.