8. Gender
Dangerous territory here, caught between the rock of political correctness and the hard place of ungentlemanly behaviour, I am going to adopt the 'equal but different' middle ground, I am after all, a guy who read Men Are From Mars Women Are From Venus. In fact I read it 'cos my then girlfriend insisted I did. I read and assimilated all of it, gaining an elucidating insight to the wonders of not just the female psyche, but my own. My girlfriend however read up to the point where it proclaimed 'Men can't deal with problems and hide in a cave', decided that any problems were my fault and threw the book away. Typical woman. If you're female, you have no excuse for playing games any worse than I do, 'cos if I agree with you, I will come under attack by militant feminists and really, who needs that?