10 Most Ridiculous Video Game Weapons

4. Super Massager - Dead Rising 3

Now it’s here that you might be thinking to yourself, "Where's the Penetrator from Saints Row?!"

Well, that one's been on more lists than Activision's microtransactions labelled predatory, so instead I'm going to be talking about another purple-headed powerhouse - The Super Massager from Dead Rising 3.

Now this third entry in the zombie bashing action game might not be my favourite iteration (that goes to the masterful Dead Rising 2: Off The Record) but it does have a huge array of strange weapons to be stapled and taped together. And somehow, someone at Capcom thought that a leaf blower and a, erm, marital aid would make a great pairing.

And to be honest, they're not wrong!

As this walking phallus firearm can knobble a zombie from a pretty impressive length. Could have done without the rather disgusting wet splat sound, but you might be too busy laughing to notice.