10 Outrageously Dirty Secrets You Won’t Believe Are Hidden In Children’s Games

6. Poképerv €“ Pokemon Red/Blue

We all love Pokemon. It's great. It's one of those rare game series that despite not changing at all for nigh on 20 odd years, it still feels and plays awesome. It's also Japanese, and whether by their own intention of crazy translation efforts, sometimes the humble innuendo tends to slip into the world of Pokemon. Here's a few examples of risque-text in the main Pokemon series. : Aroma Lady - 'Oh, aren't you such a cute trainer? I need a hot battle! Oh!' (this same lady also says 'Oh...oh...OH!' after the fight) Pokemaniac - 'I SWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF. I HAVE A GROWTH OF SUCTION CUPS' Randomer - 'It squirms and dances! Cool!' Sailor - 'I love playing with my ROD!' Sailor - 'I like feisty kids like you! In the original games, there's a creepy old man outside Celadon gym staring into it. When questioned, he says ' Hehehe! This gym is great, it's full of women!' The creepy old guy in particular is more than a bit inappropriate for the Pokemon series. Why is he staring into a gym filled with young ladies? Why doesn't anyone stop him? There's got to be more to this one than meets the eye...