Anyone who has played much of any round-based shooter like Call of Duty or Battlefield will have dealt with this one in spades. Going to the toilet during a match isn't really an option: at best, you'll get killed a few times and you'll miss out on plenty of opportunities to rack up some kills, and at worst, you might get kicked for idling, depending on how long you're gone (if you catch our drift). As such, the best time to go to the toilet is during the brief breaks between matches, where the lobby remains open for roughly a minute, and then combined with loading times, you maybe have around 90-100 seconds to get your business done. Strategy is key here: if your room is next to the bathroom, then you're pretty much fine, but if live downstairs and your toilet is upstairs, good luck, especially if you're a girl. And if you're insane enough to try and force out a number two before the next round stars, well, God help you.
Stay at home dad who spends as much time teaching his kids the merits of Martin Scorsese as possible (against the missus' wishes).
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