10 Reasons It Totally Sucked To Be A Gamer In 2012

8. London 2012

For one thing because I live in England, it was absolute hell. Everywhere was crowded and busy and most of all, you couldn€™t go anywhere without the Olympics being shouted at you by some random tourist. So when I€™d make my way through the crowds and finally get to my local games retailer, you could imagine my rage when all I€™d see are Olympic inspired games sitting on the shelves like little middle figures. London 2012 was a massive hit to the industry. Not only did we have heaps of FPS€™s, but we now had a fair amount of London 2012 games which would be thrown into the closeted bin after the Olympic fever wore off. This is the problem with €˜Event€™ or €˜Pop-Culture€™ games. As soon as it€™s over, the hype dissipates and no-one wants to have The Official Olympic Games, because it plays like shit. Mario and Sonic teamed up again for what can only be described as a massive waste of time because it€™s a ridiculous idea. Of course Sonic would win all the races, running is his thing, all Mario does is have a moustache. As you those bright few can guess, there were Olympic inspired events which each group of characters competed in and it (for lack of a better word) was jejune. As I said, EA released the Official Olympic Games which was an even less enjoyable experience than Mario and Sonics attempted. If I don€™t want to play as two of the most recognisable faces in video game history, I don€™t want to play as some random human being. Yes, you could say that London 2012 was a success because countries won medals and the UK deficit was microscopically paid off; and the Olympics themselves only last two weeks or so. However, because London 2012 ran thought The Summer Games Drought; it made Olympic titles even worse.
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Thomas James Hunt is a British Video Game Critic who is a rather unpleasant character in the journalism world. So brace yourself for some nasty behaviour in the form of articles.