10 Ridiculous Adult Jokes Hidden In Video Games

7. Humped To Death (Vendetta)

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In side-scrolling beat 'em up Vendetta, your goal is to punch (or shoot) literally anything that moves. Most of the baddies you encounter will be big muscular thugs, or angry bikers that throw molotovs - y'know, people who actually pose a serious threat to your health - but there's also one bonkers enemy type that you might run into as you're playing through the game.

This particular foe - dressed in tight leather pants, suspenders, and with a thick clump of chest hair - won't try to kick you, or punch you, or stab you. Oh no. They'll try to dry hump you instead. Even when you knock them to the floor, they'll carry on humping, and if they can't hump you, then they'll go after a nearby lamppost.

This entry takes the word "hidden" to the extreme, because for most people in the world, it's flat-out inaccessible. These unusual enemies are only present in certain versions of the game - like the Japanese one - due to being censored in a lot of markets.

Frankly, it's not hard to see why.

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