10 Ridiculous Adult Jokes Hidden In Video Games

5. Benjamin Franklin's Sex Talk (Assassin's Creed III)

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While the Assassin's Creed series obviously isn't 100% historically accurate, it does put a lot of effort into making sure things like the clothes and the buildings are as authentic as possible.

As a result, one of the best things about these games is that they really do transport you to their respective time periods, with Ubisoft's attention to detail really bringing their recreations of past civilisations to life.

Another thing that helps with the immersion is the fact that you can interact with a host of famous historical figures, and in Assassin's Creed III, you'll bump into the likes of Thomas Jefferson, Samuel Adams and George Washington.

You can also chat with Benjamin Franklin, who will have the most unusual optional conversation with you inside the general store in Boston.

Upon initiating the dialogue, Franklin will start rambling on about how having sex with older women is superior to having it with younger women, citing their experience, their inability to conceive, and that their lack of beauty improves their "utility".

The conversation is a good couple of minutes long, and it's truly bizarre to listen to. Franklin, clearly, has put a lot of thought into this topic.

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