10 Ridiculous Adult Jokes Hidden In Video Games

3. Statues Of Lewdity (Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas)

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The Hot Coffee minigame from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is probably the most famous "hidden thing for adults" in video game history, and the series, overall, is known for its mature jokes and cheeky sense of humour.

And outside Hot Coffee, San Andreas is stuffed with sight gags and puns that only older players will understand, and one of the funniest is the aptly-named Statues Of Lewdity, located in the Los Santos Atrium.

Upon entering the building, five humanoid statues can be seen in total: four on the edge of the room, and one in the middle. While the four onlookers are carrying shocked expressions (or at least, as shocked as a stone statue can look), the one in the middle... erm... seems to be having a bit of fun with his private parts.

Given the lack of detail on the statue models (San Andreas is nearly two decades old, and graphically, it's aged like milk), it would be entirely possible to miss what's going on here if you just stumbled across this room accidentally, because a lot of players probably didn't inspect the statues too closely.

But once you see it, it's clear as day: that guy in the middle is going at it.

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