10 Ridiculous Dungeons And Dragons Enemies You Won't Believe Exist

1. Mauler

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Trying to explain this creature is nearly beyond words. Take two lion heads and strap a load of legs to it, there you have your Mauler. The poor thing stuck in a life of just rolling around the world. I may have complained about the Spider Horse before but this time they went really out there.

The Mauler is a roving beast that rolls around on its legs. Yes, it just spins around like some sort of wheel of death. It must love fairground rides. It can fight while standing still but prefers to run over its opponents. It has great vision as it has a head on each side of its body, keeping watch for prey. If the creature is losing a fight, it can wheel away to heal.

I have no words for the bizarreness of this monster. This must have been a very slow week for ideas. This creature is based on Buer, a gothic spirit from the 16th-century Demonomicon. It was a “Great President of Hell” where it presided over 50 legions of demons. This creature has none of this power or mystery. It’s just a weird two-headed lion that rolls around.

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