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8. Resident Evil Holds The Guinness World Record For "Worst Game Dialogue Ever"

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It's no secret at all that the original Resident Evil features some of the most infamously ropey dialogue in video game history.

Immortal one-liners like "You were almost a Jill sandwich!" and "You, the master of unlocking..." have kept players firmly amused for the last 25 years, but more than that, they've earned the game a most surprising distinction.

The 2008 volume of the Guinness World Records Gamer's Edition made a rather strange departure from the recordkeepers' tendency to state only objective statistics in their record books, by giving the original Resident Evil a special award for "Worst Game Dialogue Ever."

There's certainly an argument to be made that few, if any, AAA games have demonstrably worse dialogue, but even so, it's still a matter of opinion, and to see it given an official(ish) designation in the Guinness World Records of all places is frankly shocking.

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